i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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