Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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