You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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