I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Randomize
