32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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