no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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