you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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