You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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