Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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