so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Randomize
