Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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