Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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