hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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