But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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