I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
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