I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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