You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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