Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
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