Can Purell be used as lube?
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Randomize
