Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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