i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
You're a waste of cheezeits
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
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