If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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