At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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