Three words: puerto rican gang bang
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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