I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
