At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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