Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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