My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Randomize
