I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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