NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I think my moral compass just broke
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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