I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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