I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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