She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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