what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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