Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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