You work out of a Hotel?
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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