I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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