No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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