i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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