it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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