They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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