You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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