Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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