Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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