hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
