i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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