And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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