I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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