it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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