17 year olds will be the death of me.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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