Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
We need to rekindle our bromance
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
my shit smells like andre
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
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