she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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