I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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